Black Friday Shopping

So I woke up this morning on my day off at my typical time of 6 am (that is sleeping in since I am normally up at 5 am.) And thought “You know what? I am going back to bed.” And I did.

Husband worked today and not use to me still being asleep, woke me up while getting ready. I fell back to sleep again. I tell you all this because I was fast asleep when my Husband called at 10 am. I was shocked. And so was he.

Well apparently his boss wanted the $6.99 deal at Best Buy on the 300 DVD and could I go pick it up.

Side note, I am normally one of those insane stand-in-line-at-4-am-shoppers to get the deal I want. Well this year there was nothing I could find that I was willing to do that. So this maybe a slow shopping season for me.

Anywho…

Get myself to Best Buy. Chatting on the phone with my mother-in-law about the holidays and everything, I start glancing around for the 300 DVD.

All of the sudden someone runs up behind me grabs my ass and kisses me on the neck.

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Tip guys. When your wife is distracted on the phone and you are suppose to be at work, grabbing her ass in a Best Buy MAY get you decked in the gut. I am just saying.

Oh and his boss was there too. So he got to hear the smiling tirade that Husband received.