Ode to a Felguard

Felguard Poem – Warrior with Felguard envy.

I never spec to demonology. I might get emotionally attached to my Felguard and would never move my talents out. So I don’t even know his name.

You see those Felguards? Very big guy with the ax. He clobbers everything in his path. Sounds like my tank and as a lock I only have so much love. And I loves me a tank! (I guess I can loves me some healer too since he keeps tank alive…pfft… that is just spill over loves.)

Once I saw three warlocks with the same Felguard name in a span of a few hours. They must have been going by their surname. Or they are all the same one and are cheating on there masters!! Oh I couldn’t handle that.

Naltog, Sartaz, Domora, Sloodhnon, and I have done fine. Sartaz even tanked Underbog! Okay, we didn’t get far… me being an Affliction lock and all. It sure was fun trying.

But I did find out recently that I can get myself a Doomguard. I missed that assignment from my Warlock masters at 60. So I fixed that right away. Now I have to find some unsuspecting sacrifices guildmates to help summon one. 

Oh! Another minion thought…Without banish to annoy the Horde, I have discovered the Infernal. I need to figure out a way to make it sufficiently annoying for the Horde for my amusement.