You go Fish!

Our Healidin discovered Golden Fish Sticks. Well he didn’t really discover them; it was more that I gave him some. I read on Ego Priest, Consumables for Healers, they are fishable and I was … well watching Nascar. (At this point I want Jimmie to win because he is my birthday twin but I still /cheer for my Tony.)

[Me] Would you be interested in [Golden Fish Stick]?

[Healidin] Yes. Where did you get those?

[Me] I fished them out of a pond.

[Tank] You can fish out fish sticks? How does that work.

/laugh

[Healidin] They come out of the pond all breaded.

[Me] I fish the fish and then cook them into fish sticks.

Later…

[Healidin] Do you know how much [Golden Fish Stick] go for in the AH? 30G a stack!

[Healidin] What do I need to do to have you get more of those for me?

[Me] …

[Healidin] Well?

[Me] Thinking about what I want you to do.

/diabolical laughter

That fishing skill still at 100? And Motes of Water were not good enough to encourage you to level the skill? Get your Healer hooked on Golden Fish Sticks and you won’t have to “LFM need Healer.”

My army of minions is growing!

/diabolical laughter fades

Evil Check Time!

Do I string Healidin out with his new addiction to fish sticks? He got the first two stacks for free. Feeding him 2-6 at a time and then…WHAM! Let out the big favor. Like multiple runs through Gnomeregan! He loathes that place.

/sigh

Sounds like I am pusher of healie goodies. I think that will be bad healer karma. So I will keep half for my healers (with no subtext) and sell the rest to other healers.

I think I am going to need more Aquadynamic Fish Attractors.